Wannabe Gangsters

I hate those homies who have to take up half a hallway with their legs spread so wide, all because they can't buy a belt. Sometimes people who dress like this are polite. Others sit and act like they have to prove themselves by staring down everyone who walks by. So these toolbags sit around with their ugly girlfriends who like doing crack and pretend that their cool. What they don't realize is that their stupid attire makes them look like they just stole some of my sister’s capris from Limited Too. In reality, especially in Fort Collins, there aren’t any cold blooded drug running gangsters. The dollar store plastic gold chains and those sweet Air Jordans they "stole" from the Nike outlet mall (Christmas present from Grammy) are just more proof to how idiotic they really are. Just idiots who want to be cool, so they act hardcore and listen to Little Wayne (Excuse me 'Lil).